I need help!

Sentient beings of Tumblr, I need your advice. Usually I’d pro/con this, but they’re about evenly matched. I have been invited to my favourite zoo but by a person I’ve purposely been distancing myself from for the last year. Should I go?

Pros: -I haven’t been in nearly 10 years
-It’s the best zoo I’ve ever been to, and I have been to a lot of zoos
-It’s on my summer bucket list
-Best case scenario, they figure out that we’re not really friends anymore and listen to me when I say we should stop (last time they said I was an idiot and that “best friends don’t break up”)
-Certain family members will stop harassing me about my lack of a social life
-This is literally the only way I’ll be able to go that doesn’t involve 3 hours each way on a bus
-They may have actually remembered my birthday (at best an afterthought, but more commonly ignored for years on end) and are trying to be nice to me

Cons: -If it’s not about my birthday, it’ll be because they need gas money (which they will spring on me after they’ve pumped it and happens far more frequently than you would think) or are using me just to get a group deal
-If it is about my birthday, I purposely don’t celebrate it or bring it up with them or acknowledge it in general - why should it being “the big 3-0” make a difference?
-They’ve probably invited their friends - Judgemental Christian, and Hates Me For No Reason
-I’ll spend the next day (my actual birthday) exhausted and overly emotional with a migraine instead of happily marathoning movies or reading in the apple tree or making cookies like I originally planned (this always happens when I spend time with them)
-Their taste in music (No. Really. Their taste in music.)
-It’s a holiday, so the place will be packed with my number one irritant: KIDS

Any help will be considered and appreciated.

letsdestroyitall:

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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ohawkguy:

[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

chris evans:

image

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xsuperbubblezx:

son-of-carlin:



flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!




How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?They funded engineers to death.Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

The first one made me cryI really don’t think I’m going to be able to make it through this year

xsuperbubblezx:

son-of-carlin:

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

How did germany and japan develop extremely strong economies?
They funded engineers to death.

Because engineers, and scientists make things happen

The first one made me cry
I really don’t think I’m going to be able to make it through this year

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

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221badwolfavenger:

So…when exactly does the rest of the world get to see the Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer?

or basically any of the juicy stuff being released at SD Comic Con this weekend?

"Fifty Shades of Grey to debut on Valentine’s Day."

mooleche:

image

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doomslock:

because of comic con photos of your favourite actors all come out at once so you’re like

doomslock:

people are getting to see their favourite actors

celebrities are meeting other celebrities

and i’m deciding what should be my midnight snack

pikachucastiel:

destiel-iscanonshutup:

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

WAIT A SECOND YOU PUT FIRST CERALS AND THEN MILK?! 

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU PUT THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL

pikachucastiel:

destiel-iscanonshutup:

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

WAIT A SECOND YOU PUT FIRST CERALS AND THEN MILK?! 

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU PUT THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL

(Source: gay8, via rucbarwhovian)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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